Greetings, citizens! On this day I felt it was pivotal to bring to you the story of Miss Candy Heart. She has captivated my mind as a writer, and I want nothing more than to share her tale with the world. In light of this, you will have to wait to read Way of the Dragon indefinitely*. I’m sure that you won’t mind. After all, Miss Heart’s tale is simply enchanting and should more than occupy your attention for the remainder of your lives. After all, it is a story of happiness, with excellent morals and suitable for children of all ages. Please enjoy! (Oh who am I kidding. I know you will!)
*I will post the promised updates tomorrow. Don’t look at me like that.